Don’t Watch a Movie with a Feminist

Don’t watch a movie with a feminist She’ll analyze each scene She’ll pick apart the sexist plot And explain how it demeans.   Don’t watch a movie with a feminist Tired tropes just trash her mood She’ll ask why every female role Supports the man or ends up nude?   Don’t watch a movie with a feminist The boobs won’t get a pass She’ll call out objectification: ”What’s with all the tits and ass?”   Don’t watch a movie with a feminist When the actor’s cool and gritty She’ll tell you that it’s bullshit – Actresses just get to look pretty.   Don’t watch a movie with a feminist When it stars an ugly guy Who every hot chick’s drawn to – She’ll find this hard to buy.   Don’t watch a movie with a feminist She’ll ruin all the fun Her eye-rolls, snark, and sighing Won’t stop until it’s done.   Don’t watch a movie with a feminist Frustration comes out a lot ‘Cause sexism sells in filmmaking And sarcasm’s all she’s got.   Don’t watch a movie with a feminist Just don’t invite her anymore Disrespect of women matters But it’s easier to ignore.
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