1st Gay Marriage in Washington

Yesterday, Jane and Pete-e were the first same-sex couple to receive a marriage license in the state of Washington. They've been together for 35 years! During that time, they've most certainly been plotting how best to ruin the institution of marriage for straight people, promote their nefarious gay agenda, & other vague-and-meaningless-but-scary-sounding things! Oh, the end is near, I tell you! I mean, just look at them loving each other for 35 years. They're clearly up to no good!


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