The Playboy bunny logo has become a part of pop cultural imagery and can be found on hundreds of products, e.g., jewelry, handbags, t-shirts, and bedding. These products aren’t just trashy and tacky, but they’re subtle examples of how pornography has gone mainstream.
Below is a little something for the guys to remind them that wherever they’re from, they can always smell like a dirty old man in a smoking jacket.
Introducing Eau de Douchebag, by Playboy.
It’s a little hard to read, but this collection includes the following four colognes:
Miami Playboy — Inspired by Palm Beach retirees in unbuttoned Tommy Bahama shirts exposing grey hairy chests and gold chains. Has a hint of coconut and Viagra.
Hollywood Playboy — Inspired by short, balding, beady-eyed sleazebags who prowl Sunset Blvd. and try to get laid by name-dropping and claiming that they’re producers. Has a shallow and superficial scent.
Vegas Playboy — Inspired by married engineering conference attendees who high-five their buddies while getting lap dances and shouting “Vegas baby!” and “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!” Has a slight fragrance of stripper sweat and glitter.
Malibu Playboy — Inspired by homeless 45-year-old surfers who reminisce about their high school glory days and call everyone dude and brah. Has an underlying whiff of rotting seaweed and ocean at low-tide.