The Cheeky has unveiled a collection of suitcase stickers designed to make it look like your Samsonite® has been ripped open to reveal its contents. Their four designs let FAA personnel, along with your fellow passengers, think that you either: a) smuggle cocaine, b) have stacks of cash, c) have a sex toy fetish, or d) are a kidnapper (my personal fave!).
The description on the website reads: “Take a stand against monotonous travel with Suitcase Stickers.” Wow. You can totally tell that whoever designed these stickers is like a real social activist.
Hell yeah! Hear that, people! I’m gonna take a stand! It’s time to do something about boring air travel. Enough’s enough. And you know what would amuse me? Here's what! Holding up everyone at security as the screeners do double-takes of my luggage until they realize how incredibly witty and clever I am! OMG – it would be so funny if people thought that I kidnapped a flight attendant, tied her up, gagged her, and shoved her in my suitcase! How hilarious! Her mascara’s smeared too, so it looks like she’s been crying. ROTFLOL!
How very cheeky indeed.
