Don’t Watch a Movie with a Feminist

Don’t watch a movie with a feminist

She’ll analyze each scene

She’ll pick apart the sexist plot

And explain how it demeans.

 

Don’t watch a movie with a feminist

Tired tropes just trash her mood

She’ll ask why every female role

Supports the man or ends up nude?

 

Don’t watch a movie with a feminist

The boobs won’t get a pass

She’ll call out objectification:

”What’s with all the tits and ass?”

 

Don’t watch a movie with a feminist

When the actor’s cool and gritty

She’ll tell you that it’s bullshit –

Actresses just get to look pretty.

 

Don’t watch a movie with a feminist

When it stars an ugly guy

Who every hot chick’s drawn to –

She’ll find this hard to buy.

 

Don’t watch a movie with a feminist

She’ll ruin all the fun

Her eye-rolls, snark, and sighing

Won’t stop until it’s done.

 

Don’t watch a movie with a feminist

Frustration comes out a lot

‘Cause sexism sells in filmmaking

And sarcasm’s all she’s got.

 

Don’t watch a movie with a feminist

Just don’t invite her anymore

Disrespect of women matters

But it’s easier to ignore.

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